Samed

When someone is not pushin P

Yeah this dude is Samed, not really pushin P

by JoshThePussyEater123 January 22, 2022

“I bet they take the same mg”

When a couple that is hooking up is about the same size

Did you see that Emily and Drake are hooking up?

Yeah, they’re cute but “I bet they take the same mg”… if you know what I mean

Oh yeah, Drake is so scrawny and some would say Emily is big boned.

by Hateroops October 27, 2022

sameed

absolute obese person, thinks hes funny, has middle school sense of humor, and he's fat, dont forget sameed is absolutely obese, he is also super weird he preys on little kids

Wow that nerds name has to be Sameed

by bigbootyninja November 5, 2022

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

fishing in the same hole

Two penises in the same hole.

Bro. We were totally fishing in the same hole last night!

by Kamillia May 28, 2022

in the same chapter

not good enough to be on the same page, but pretty close

eh, we’re in the same chapter

by Itlaliangreyhoundlover June 3, 2022

in the same book

not close enough to be on the same page, or in the same chapter. in the same book

are we on the same page?

no, but we’re in the same book

by Itlaliangreyhoundlover June 3, 2022