The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he
will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their
name(this disguise only affects his
head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he
will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he
will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(
gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the
ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce
Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”
