Lick the Tent 

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

Lick the Tent by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

Vicks Rub Tent 

The male act of masturbating, mainly upon awakening, with Vicks vapor rub instead of lube or lotion.

“Man! I woke up with such a huge boner, there was no lube nearby so I pulled a quick Vicks rub tent.”

“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”

Vicks Rub Tent by LovinShrubbin December 3, 2022

Bird in the Tent 

A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.

Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.

Bird in the Tent by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 3, 2023

Gassing the Tent 

When you have a boner and fart so that the gas engulfs your penis and inflates your pants

Eww look at Mikey he's gassing the tent, I can smell it.

Gassing the Tent by Hamgurburger February 11, 2024

Pitching a Family Tent 

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

Pitching a Family Tent by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024

Mississippi camp tent 

After your partner squints on your balls you then proceed to hang them over her eyes stretching you bahg down to her lips therfore pitching your Mississippi camp tent

Hey bro, my girlfriend squirted on my balls. So I gave her an Mississippi camp tent

Mississippi camp tent by Ecotectheworld April 9, 2024

Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.

Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.

Pitched a back tent by bugkoa December 18, 2024