Super single

Single and nobody likes you or are even close to liking you.

My relationship status is super single

by Mo2314 June 15, 2018

Navi Singh

A 5/10 b**chless fatty. One of the most boring people you will meet. A liar with a tiny deformed d*ck. Fumbled the baddest b*tch due to him not knowing how to act around other females.

How did Navi Singh pull her??

by realasitgetslol March 24, 2023

My singing monsters

My singing monsters is a hit game produced by Big blue bubble made on September 4th 2012. In the game you breed or buy monsters that produce noises. If you get enough monsters they begin to form a coherent song.

Do you like to play My singing monsters?

by Jaydeedub March 27, 2023

singles awareness day

February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".

Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.

Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*

by Jerry Riggs January 12, 2009

singularity

A singularity is a region of infinite density and zero volume where gravitational parameters diverge to infinity. The center of black holes are theorized as singularities that are surrounded by an event horizon (schwarzschild radius).

Some scientists theorize that the singularity breaks down all the laws of physics. Some scientists disagree.

by Tiger Lady July 29, 2006

Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.

Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"

by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009

seeing eye single

A soft ground ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.

Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.

by Steven Adams July 30, 2008