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Single mom discount 

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.
Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
Single mom discount by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009
Related Words

seeing eye single 

A soft ground ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.
Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.

Singality 

Abstract Noun
1. The characteristic of being single.

Limiting Adjective
1. Describing someone or something as being characteristically single.
Noun
ex. While sipping his gin, Tim felt comfortable with his singality.

Limiting Adjective
ex. Men and women flocked once knews spread about Laura's newfound singality.
Singality by Inigo Montoya January 11, 2008

singapore 

singapore was visited by raffles in 1819

Ashi Singh 

In 12th August 1997, an angel was sent to Earth dressed like a human. She was named Ashi Singh. The girl who was hated and rejected by people, today rules millions of hearts. The person with the most beautiful smile and the most beautiful heart. Ashi is most humble and amazing person you will ever meet. Always there for her family and friends. If you are her friend then DO NOT EVER LOSE HER. She is the most unique, hardworking and dedicated person. She never fails to bring a smile on the faces of her fans. Ashi has always been strong despite all the negativity. She is a perfect IDOL. She is the reason behind the happiness of millions of people. She is a QUEEN in true words.
Her name rules our lips and she rules our hearts.
We love Ashi Singh

Single Awareness Day

otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)
"Happy Single Awareness Day."