by ShibuyasBeat June 3, 2024
Get the Pedophile mug.A white cargo van that looks sketchy as hell, usually dirty, dented, or missing a hubcap.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.
Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.
Stereotypically the ride of choice for creeps, clowns, or anyone you definitely don’t wanna see parked outside a playground.
Common suspects include: Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econoline, old Dodge Ram Vans, and in other parts of the world, Toyota Hiace, Renault Master, or Volkswagen Crafter.
Jarred: “Yo, why’s that crusty white van circling the block again?”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”
Jamie: “Bruh, that’s a straight-up pedophile vehicle.”
by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025
Get the Pedophile Vehicle mug.by mohamed batussy October 7, 2022
Get the baby pedophile mug.Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile
Children: mom I found a pedophile
by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022
Get the Pedophile mug.A lack of awareness or others who fail to acknowledge being truthful as bringing their children to their bed over an extended period of time , taking a bath or shower with their child , orally copulating their child to settle them down and so forth. It is far more common in other countries in EUROPE especially to be open to an admission of under age " so called exploitation".
As ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE matures the emotionality of human beings lags far behind the admission that a PEDOPHILE. is actually in them and the sick people are maybe causing jealous outrage what may and does go on in many homes BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY August 6, 2021
Get the PEDOPHILE. mug.A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021
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