Pedophile

Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter

Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile

by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022

Pedophile

A adult who likes children between ages 5 and 9

He is a Pedophile

by 459395 February 21, 2022

Pedophile

You.

Hey did you know a pedophile is someone who likes people under 18, usually children

by MangledNutsack December 29, 2022

Pedophile Ring

When corrupt lawyers steal your children and degrade them with random strangers. They may be using snap cards currently.. just in case you don't know, they are unnatural, wrong and bizarre. They are very incredibly evil and for harming young children and molesting them you will get caught by somebody else and it won't be pretty.

My kids are in a pedophile ring. Where the fuck are they??

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024

EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

A SHITEATER born a PEDOPHILE.

EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER April 17, 2021

molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets

A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile

by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025

PEDOPHILE PULLER

ANYBODY who fights like hell not to be classified as a PEDOPHILE.

Just as a college side BOB as I heard the guy down the hall in room 90 is a PEDOPHILE , oh do you mean JACK?, YEAH RIGHT you are but right but everytime I see him BOB , he is a PEDOPHILE PULLER , oh you mean trying to pull the wool over our AYES.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021