Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

by anonymous July 29, 2025

Pedophile

A man who loves children eg: Donald Trump Micheal Jackson

They have an urge to fu1k children Breh ;d that is bad and disgusting. Most pedophiles look like a virgin tom cruise and are 45 years old.

My neighbour Mr.dicknson is a Pedophile, he has a BONER every time he watches my son.

by Thatguywhohatescreateonists June 27, 2022

Pedophile

What you are

You are a pedophile.

by Mj747337373838383838 November 4, 2023

Pedophile

Diddy is a pedophile. Before he was exposed and going to trial, every afternoon Diddy would walk by the local elementary school, watching the children happily play outside, and there's always a bulge in his pants when he is around them.

Dude why are you trying to talk to my daughter? She is 6 years old you pedophile!

by luh99 January 15, 2025

pedophile

someone with a million subscribers who records themselves playing minecraft.

Guy 1: my uncle is a pedophile
Guy 2: I'm sorry WHAT
Guy 1: he plays minecraft
Guy 2: ohhh okay

by Tuuner June 29, 2023

Pedophile

It is when someone significantly older likes someone under the legal age

Eg. Shooter shane is addicted to minors and is sexually attracted to them and touches them. He is a pedophile

by Ninja08 August 6, 2025

PEDOPHILES VISITING PEDOPHILES

when an OUTSIDE PEDOPHILE falls in love with the white inside.

Do you realize as look how good looking DYLAN O' CONNOR that STANFORD LUCILE PACKARD'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL PEDOPHILE PEDIATRICIAN is and I am hoping they allow him CONJUGAL VISITS as I can make his days better if he is in the tank as ANAL ALAN can give him good RIM JOBS and lots of other loving then he would ask , WHO ARE YOU? , another PEDOPHILE but I am an OUTSIDER , HOW COME, that is what STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK. THE one I GOT BUDDAH FUCKED was askingGRIPING ABOUT , oh anyway you can be my PEDIATRICIAN let's play DOCTOR but make sure they let me out of here after our HOT SEX as this can be a LURE as afterall remember we are PEDOPHILES VISITING PEDOPHILES plus you are DR. O'CONNOR giving me quality health care as lots of kisses everywhere to you as I may add THANKS FOR CUMMING as who said thst BURT or BERT at thatvCHILDREN'S WORKSHOP where I have my work cutout for me. By the way , DO YOU EAT SHIT? as that if you don't you will find out YOU HAVE TO as that is a PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENT.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 20, 2022