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Pedophile

A person who likes to hang out with minors. Pedophiles often work in food trucks.
Pat: "When are you going to have some minors out on the boat?"
Austin: "Why don't you take a seat right over there, pedophile"
by F-Meat July 5, 2022
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pedophile 2.0

A pedophile 2.0 is a religious person that indoctrinates people with their religious beliefs including children/adults.
Mother: John you shouldn’t play call of duty, It’s violent and against the lord (Jehovah.

John: mom it’s literally just a game.

Mother: get off and make jehovah proud, you have to do what Jehovah wants.

Pedophile 2.0
by anonymous September 4, 2022
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Pedophile

It is when someone significantly older likes someone under the legal age
Eg. Shooter shane is addicted to minors and is sexually attracted to them and touches them. He is a pedophile
by Ninja08 August 6, 2025
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pedophile

someone with a million subscribers who records themselves playing minecraft.
Guy 1: my uncle is a pedophile
Guy 2: I'm sorry WHAT
Guy 1: he plays minecraft
Guy 2: ohhh okay
by Tuuner June 29, 2023
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pedophile

A man who is sexually attracted to young children. Most often the time, they can appear normal and nobody would ever suspect that they are one.

Also known as a Child molester, or Chomo’s. Most male pedophiles stereotypically have long shaggy beards, long hair, 1970’s looking greasy shabby clothing; and tend to look like homeless men. They often wear beards because they are closet homosexuals and they find beards to be sexually arousing.

Although many pedophiles come in all shapes and sizes and can differ in appearance.

An extremely normal looking man who is clean-cut and baby-faced can be a pedophile, too. Female pedophiles are rare but are typically babysitters; and they are usually middle aged or old and (often) unattractive women.
Bournemouth and Poole in County Dorset, England are both renowned pedophile hotbeds.
by Death Menace August 27, 2023
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Pedophile

A man who loves children eg: Donald Trump Micheal Jackson

They have an urge to fu1k children Breh ;d that is bad and disgusting. Most pedophiles look like a virgin tom cruise and are 45 years old.
My neighbour Mr.dicknson is a Pedophile, he has a BONER every time he watches my son.
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