Von w is one of the people who forgets everything ! He will forget every 2 seconds. He is a very funny person but he's laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke ! He's someone with a kind heart filled with Jesus and love. He doesn't like staffies or people who don't eat sushi. Von w is someone who will keep the conversation alive and he does the most stupidest things !! Over all he is just someone who is fun to be around.
Person 1: Where is Von w?
Person 2: Oh, he's being chased by kyla's dog !
by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021
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When one is inside a woman's vagina having sexual intercourse, and one carefully plucks a pubic hair without her noticing and places it upon your upper lip attaching with a small amount of pussy juice and horse semen. Because Von Rausing had a thin moustache and survived horse rape when he was 5 years old.
Yo Bro last night i von rausinged this girl, it was sweet!
by Nickplo April 28, 2009
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He,s a tall hair with black hair, and he is trying to look good every day by having gel in his hair. he is gymnastic and has fake muscles. he has a small dick. he has a very small penis. deez nuts
Oliver Von Sicard has a small dick
by DanielChulle December 13, 2016
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A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.

Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.
Shconty (Von Smell) your so kind.
by Ellosvs July 16, 2021
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vons penis is very large and hard 24/7
"did ya know abt vons penis" "yeah i heard it was very, very large and hard"
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The act of getting attacked from behind often bamboozling the enemy, Referring to the German strategist (Alfred Von Schlieffen) who created the famous WWI Schlieffen Plan.
Oh no we just got Von Schlieffened
by Vombat May 3, 2020
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