Von

The dude that gets women and is an overall well rounded individual and has a gigantic ass

Man 1 : Daamn that dudes ass is niceeee.
Man 2 : He must be a von.

by VonHasAHugeAss January 30, 2022

Nightmare von Zarovich

An absolute unit. Zarovich means 'son of tsar' and Nightmare proves to be much more than that. He is a dark lord. A badass gangster. A killer amongst men. A messiah. A hero. Simply the greatest, the strongest.

Nightmare von Zarovich, our lord and savior!

by Nightmare_vZ February 6, 2022

Von Pluring

Von Pluring is a synonym for a joint.

Pass the Von Pluring

by Truks October 21, 2021

Shconty (von Smell)

A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.

Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.

Shconty (Von Smell) your so kind.

by Ellosvs July 16, 2021

von Bargen

chill dude that steals your EE supervisor

Guys have you met the new house fahter in Kava Mitte?
You mean Herr von Bargen? Heard he spends more time in Eiche than Kava.

by bigcockleo August 3, 2021

Callivus Von Shapiro

A very smart individual, most likely conservative.

That person is quite the Callivus Von Shapiro.

by Callivus February 22, 2022

Von

Von is the sweetest most nicest person you will meet. They are so wholesome, funny, and kind. You are incredibly lucky to have a von in your life. Vons are also gay rats, but in a good way. Von is so pure that god itself fears them. Everyone needs a von in their life.

You are so lucky to have your friend von. They are the best.

by PrdflS8n August 10, 2021