by Mr. Eap November 30, 2017

Damn, Fireball is really good for a Disney product, let me order a body pillow of Drossel Von Flugel
by Hireosmith July 04, 2025

The lowest of all Vons, usually friends with bitch Von, lil Von tends to listen to king Von on his bananas (AirPods)
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

(noun | slang, proper noun)
A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
“Bro pulled a total Von Grumo—aced the chem test, vanished for 3 days, and came back with a fur coat and six people owing him money.”
by Rubenzhal May 14, 2025

by dazais2ndfavoritebandage July 15, 2022
