Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one

I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter

by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014

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Dick dangling

The equivalent of pussy popping for men

Mar: look at him dick dangling for some change

by Dahp1 June 10, 2022

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Dangle Curtain

Slang word used in place of loin cloth or other types of genetal coverings.

"I saw Mat at the pool last summer..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"

by Supreme Wizard April 8, 2016

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keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

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Dangling

The act of towering over your girlfriend from behind and draping your cock and balls over the top of her head. It should come down to at least eye level if your lucky. If your way more fortunate, then it will probably drape down to her nostrils or touch her lips.

Girl: "So, what did you have in mind this time?"
Man: "Well, now that were naked I want to try dangling."
Girl: "Oh, what's that?"
Man: *Looks at the Camera* "Oh, you'll find out."
*The man steps behind her and towers over her, draping his cock and balls over her forehead*
Girl: "I can't see anything!"
Man: "That's the whole premise of dangling, babe!"

by Faith Steel March 1, 2021

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