designer dog guilt

Someone who pays a breeder for a particular type of dog may do so seeking certain characteristics common to that breed, that may not be found taking chances with a shelter dog which often is no less loving, and in need of a home, resulting in feelings of designer dog guilt.

No kill shelter or not, your spent $3,000 on a dog when countless adorable animals in shelters, available for free no less, need a forever home? What's wrong with you?!!! Don't you have any designer dog guilt?

by ribick September 17, 2023

Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025

Designated Coletter

A designated sidekick for someone who's DrunkAF.

Designated Coletter. I.E wingMan/Woman guiding you through the block on a Friday after the bar.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.

by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022

London Design and Engineering UTC

This school is male dominated and is full of criminals, fake gang members and rapists if your looking for the most ghetto secondary and colly in Newham its this school. Even though the school is good and is well sponsored it can also be called a block where mandem can get brain and jeet beenies in the school toilets. This school should just become an AP cuz mandem go toilet to roll spliffs, do Snus ,THC and etc. This school needs to up there security levels as guys even roll to school with rambos and BB guns

Ayo have you heard of "London Design and Engineering UTC"
o you mean that ghetto mandem school

by MrTMG09 December 21, 2021

Interior Design

When you summon your pet eagle, and use galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, and extension screws borrowed from your aunt to transform a coffin room into a liveable space or the last bedroom in your house to fit 1 billion kids your wife accidentally had. Usually involves the storing of out of season quilts and a projector screen to watch Korean drama.

"After saving up millions of dollars, Little John was able to afford a coffin room in Shanghai, and fixed its interior design using galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers to build a sturdy bed frame..."

by MaxM40 May 31, 2024

designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

by Android23 January 24, 2011

designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.

My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.

by Frets & Such July 11, 2017