Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.

Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker

by iamasnake January 25, 2014

Nocturnal Cobra

When your boy dare you to send a dick pic so you stick the Snapchat cam in your pants and your hoe don't know.

"Boy, last night I pulled a Nocturnal Cobra on my bitch."

by Fupa Friend August 25, 2016

Cobra

Premier state of the art 2nd to noone brand of walkie-talkie. These puppies are rated 9/10 across the board as they're able to penetrate 25 feet of solid concrete or upwards of 50 miles across town. They operate on a special frequency with in the gamma wave spectrum whare even Bearcats radio trunking scanners are quick to miss.

Fred and I were exploring an old bomb silo and kept in close communication sans Cobra Walkie Talkies even through the lead lined silver alloyed fair day caged walls that lined the walls of the once popular navel academy.

by John Deez Nuts May 2, 2023

cobra/jofu

Cobra is known in d0xxing/ext0rting com, he gives no faith to anyone regardless of age or disability, "he's not in his right mind" he will manipulate you into thinking you have a bond and rob you blind. if you ever come in contact with him his alias are "cobra" "jofu" "bitq" block him immediately, aslong as his close friend "cursed".

"We don't fall, only rise - cobra/jofu"

by Wefoundyou6 January 2, 2024

Cobra

The most badass snake you eva seen

Then it fucking at Tom and Little Joey in one bite! Can you believe it? Our town is DYING. Because of A FUCKING COBRA

by Drifmaster3000 is shmexy January 4, 2022

Udar Cobra

Putting someone in a missionary position and slapping their ass with your hard cock, using it like a cobra
Comes from the russian word удар, which means hit

Last night John gave Jane an Udar Cobra before fucking her vigorously

by The 53rd President February 9, 2025

Milking the cobra

When a person uses their finger or device to stick up a mans anus stimulating the prostate to release an orgasm.

Maui likes when his wife is milking the cobra

by Reaper22 December 7, 2019