A large diaphragm of weaved cobras that can be applied for myriad uses. Most commonly a garment, blanket or a wriggling poultice for searing lower back pain. Some cobra weaves appear in the wild when a group of cobras gets tangled up but more commonly cobra weaves are made by hand. Sadly the cobra weave industry is being systematically replaced by machines called Cobraweave Brightstar 9's. There is a growing recession in Quebec due to the implementing of these machines. It was once the epicentre of the Cobra Weave industry in the capital city Cobra Land but now many are jobless due to the new Cobraweave Brightstar 9 factories overseas. Willie Nelson attributes his fame and fortune to his cherished lucky Cobra Weave he found in the Highlands of Quebec as a boy. After finding the Cobra Weave he picked up a guitar and started singing songs about Cobras and the rest is history. The Cobra Weave is a magical tool and should not be taken for granted.
Hey Dennis are you going to work today? Sorry Mr. Neck I lost my job at the Cobra Factory cuz they be makin' these Cobra Weaves by machine now. Sorry to hear that Dennis, would you like to meet my friend Dennis?
by Klendi October 23, 2020
Get the Cobra Weavemug. Let’s spin down his block they really ain't shit, let's catch us a cobra and send him to Mick
(MBlock Die Y: FED Baby)
(MBlock Die Y: FED Baby)
by DatguySkii July 6, 2025
Get the cobramug. When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014
Get the Davidoff False Cobramug. A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.
Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.
by Creativelingo May 4, 2021
Get the Table Cobramug. A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
by Madro August 8, 2015
Get the cobra shotmug. by Maaaaaaaaaa. June 10, 2016
Get the reverse cobramug. A drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. You must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.
'Ere mate what you doing talking to my girl'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'
by shannymcfee May 28, 2015
Get the The Spitting Cobramug.