January 13th

National Change Your Lockscreen to Shannon Kennedy Day

- Today is January 13th, you know what that means...
What?
- National Change Your Lockscreen to Shannon Kennedy Day!!! You have to change your lockscreen to our one and only queen, Shannon Kennedy.

by shannonkennedyluvr123 January 14, 2021

January 13th

National send a scandalous picture day

“Hey babe it’s January 13th”
“Oh shoot I’m on it”

by Sjjdbfbrjco January 14, 2021

January 13th

National kiss kaleb day

On January 13th , we kiss kaleb

by Tyiwnehysbe January 13, 2023

January 13th

the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry

You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations

by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019

13th month pay

-Section 1. All employers are hereby required to pay all their employees receiving a basic salary of not more than P1,000 a month, regardless of the nature of their employment, a 13th-month pay not later than December 24 of every year.

-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.

-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.

Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.

agent: Hey! did you already get youre 13th month pay??

agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!

by REPS(name) December 14, 2009

Friday the 13th

Give Head

Pwetty pwease give head🥺 its friday the 13th

by Dingerbat January 13, 2023

13th September

THE DAY MY HANDSOME CRUSH WAS BORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

person1 : "happy bday"

person2: "wow I didn't know you remembered my bday being on 13th September!"

person1: "of course I would. I LIKE you."

(i actually have a crush born on this day but im way too shy to talk to him) -Author

by al_aa September 4, 2023