lost vowel syndrome

A rare but critical occurrence often occurring after a stroke or head injury, where a person looses their vowels, example: a,e,i,o,u and sometimes they loose y. Loosing a vowel creates a type of sound in pronunciation for which there is no closure of the throat or mouth at any point when vocalization occurs. Often a person who looses their vowels seem to be speaking a different language or tongues. A early example is in the biblical book of Acts. The apostles had come together in a barn to worship the Lord, and nobody understood what they were saying, probably because the Romans had beat them silly with sticks or something.
Steven was walking his ass and suddenly the ass kicked him in the head, when we found Steven I asked him wuz up.. He said gt kck n m hd b th ss. By inference I knew he meant " I got kicked in my head by the ass." It occured that he was suffering a concussion that gave him the lost vowel syndrome.
by jeffbo July 01, 2009
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Irritating Vowel Syndrome

A condition in which someone is unable to type without dragging out their vowels.
Text from Person 1: "hey what's up?"
Text from Person 2: "oooooomg u have no idea how drunk natasha was last niteeeeee"
Text from Person 1: "sounds like you have a bad case of irritating vowel syndrome."
by reallygoodonfallon July 26, 2010
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buy a fucking vowel

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge
My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!
by joe November 06, 2004
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New York Vowels

The way we say the vowels in the 5 buroughes of New York.
Jimmy, say the vowles, AEIOU

no no Jimmy, now sa the new york vowels,

Eh, ey, ehy, oh, euh, ya fuckin ass'ole.
by kickmonekybumrb December 27, 2010
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CRWTH-its some kind of insterement
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by Ryan Jones January 19, 2005
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Vowel

A pejorative term for an Italian-American, particularly Sicilians located in New York City and northern New Jersey.
Vowel American: Va fungool! Buca de beppo I need an espresso!

White Person: What the fuck are you talking about? Go back to Verona, you stupid vowel.
by BlueTwatWaffle January 29, 2025
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This happens when a woman is having sheer ecstasy and verbally expresses her pleasure by moaning out all of the vowels - not necessarily in successive order.
After Friday night's performance where Jim had given Shannon the kiss of bliss thereby making her exclaim all the vowels, he felt like their relationship was on solid ground. A, E, I, O, U and Y never sounded more beautiful!
by von groovy July 09, 2024
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