taking a vidas

a verry large shit. a vidas sometimes requires a stich in the rectum afterwards

that shit took 3 flushes. i love taking a vidas

by nick gers May 11, 2010

Vida Guerra

1)A big ass slut who know she makes money cuz of her ass and as soon as she become an old frumpy Latina woman,what will she have left. 2)Evolutionary creature from the original big assed ancestors: Black women, Duh!

Got a big ass and a cute face? Make quick money, ya two cent ho.

by K.J. January 19, 2005

vida guerra

A girl with a messed up lookin horse face and a huge butt (buterface)
people think she's hot cuz they never seen a light skinned woman with a black girls butt before (it's something new and exotic at the moment). I'd do her, but I'd take JLO or Pam Anderson over her anyday... Word is she has dated Usher in the past.

Josh:dude, it's Vida!

James:ya but she only goes for brothas & latinos, so youre outta luck

by william April 5, 2005

Vida Guerra

a stupid ho with a busted face who only is around cuz she got a fat ass. plus, she a conceited bitch and think she too good for da likes of even usher. bitch please.

Vida Guerra need to get on my level

by BK Queen January 29, 2005

doble vida

Your second, secret boyfriend or girlfriend. The one you're cheating on your "real" boyfriend or girlfriend with. In Spanish it means "double life" and essentially, you're living a double life with this one.

I met up with my doble vida last night before I went out with my boyfriend.

by Mica M. December 1, 2009

vidas hooveresis

Quasi-Latin way of saying "Life Sucks!". Often used to spruce up a comment that otherwise would have been dull, e.g. "get over it" or "too damn bad". Lends an aura of sophistication to what would otherwise seem like a dark or crabby comment. Often used in combination with "publicum rectumium".

Rob: My airline seat was on such a tight pitch, when the guy in front of me reclined I could not read or even see the screen!

Joe: Vidas Hooveresis!

Rob: You'd think the person in front of me would have some consideration for the guy behind him!

Joe: publicum rectumium!

by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016

Pura Vida

A catch phrase used by people that generally dont give a shit about anything

John: Hey compadre is that your sewer pipe draining into the river?
Jose: Pura Vida!

by Team Gringo January 14, 2015