total

Totals are used in football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. The Total is set, and periodically adjusted, to insure that half of the people will wager on the 'over' and wager on the 'under'.
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Cowboys -4
Redskins 48
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(these two situations are identical)
Cowboys -4
Redskins +4
Over/Under 48
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"Cowboys are favored by four points against the Redskins and the total (or over/under) in the game is forty-eight."
by x February 01, 2004
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totaled

Completely and utterly destroyed. Non-functional. Esp a car.
"I hit a tree in my Mustang."
"DUDE! It must have gotten totaled!"
"Indeed."
by Lezard Valeth September 01, 2003
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totally

1. to emphasize something
2. to decline something
1. yeah, it's totally hot
2. wanna come? nah, it's totally.
2. The teacher gave us tons of homework.. but neeh it's totally.
by Helen the ho December 18, 2005
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totaled

Completely destroyed.
"Dude, that drunk drive totaled my car!"
by Quaght September 01, 2003
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totaled

When you totally screw up your car. And there is nothing you can possably do to be able to afford to fix it right away
by Amber September 01, 2003
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totaled

Used after you diss somebody.
Dude, you got totaled!
by Omega Ridley November 07, 2003
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total

The sound that is registered by drunk persons when another person with a large penis is urinating, within earshot, into a water filled standard toilet. In this manner small penises produce a different sound. Piddle.
total totaltotal totaltotaltotal totaltotal total totaltotal total total..
by f*ckoffseegulls January 10, 2005
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