noun (usually used ironically)
Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.
Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.
Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
“In today’s news, Donald Trump said something racist.”
“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”
“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”
“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
by Justin Cyder March 14, 2019
A term that has grown from political correctness into a mehod to make the 'old lame' into 'new and cool'.
Grampa: I am so old!
Grandson: Come on, Gramps. 80 is the new 60.
Grampa: I wear a diaper and I'm blind!
Grandson: Ya' look great, though.
Grandson: Come on, Gramps. 80 is the new 60.
Grampa: I wear a diaper and I'm blind!
Grandson: Ya' look great, though.
by M-79 May 16, 2011
by climax February 18, 2005
by amazing gook April 9, 2004
by princess August 28, 2003
by Farmer July 9, 2003
by NotVeryJoe July 3, 2022