Conversation Terrorist

A person that "hijacks" a conversation and "crashes it into the ground" by saying something akward, pointless or not pertaining to the topic, thus ruining the mood of the conversation.

Bob and sally are talking about their day. Then Zach jumps into the conversation and ruins it. Thus becomeing a conversation terrorist.

bob: yea my boss made me stay late yesterday and tried to make me stay late again today. i told him if he did i was going to quit.

Sally: Really? my boss tried to do that to me last week but i told him i had a doctors apointment.

Bob: I hate it when they try to do that.

Zach: Will anti burn cream help get rid of these warts i have all over my hands and back?

Bob:........

Sally:.......

Bob: Man.. that was like 9/11 all over again.

Conversation Terrorist by Jose Jose hoseph September 18, 2011

gin terrorist 

people who got very mad when london brought the gin act to reduce the eating of gin

london:were bringing in this new gin act cuz yall eating to much
gin terrorists:YARGHHH

gin terrorist by big possum who eats children March 18, 2023

Negotiating with terrorists 

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

Negotiating with terrorists by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009

Terrorists. 

Cowards. Real men(not cowards) join the military. Terrorism is nothing new and never will be. Governments will resort to extreme measures to combat extremists, as sometimes the only resort to doing so. This is why the USA is blamed for being the initial reason behind terrorism, when jihadists who'se way of fighting their "holy war" is killing innocent civilians and making threats (much like street criminals, only terrorists are an organization) and escaping to secrecy amidst the confusion. What's more, terrorism is not just a view freaks. It's support is massive and in the underground. If we hadn't initiated the war on terror after 9/11 and gone on what do you think would happen? Extremists who vow to "destroy the western world" could have found something even more cataclysmic to cause, worse than 9/11. Terrorists wait until the coast is clear so they can cause even more shit. True, the USA hasn't done to well to fight the GWOT, America has some "refinement" to do, honing of it's skills. OH and sympathizers? Wherever terrorists are, they practically hold that area hostage.

READ A TEXTBOOK ON TERRORISM. DEVELOPE A SENSE OF LOGIC. ITS HARD TO SAY WHO'S THE ABSOLUTE WORST NOW, THE WESTERN WORLD OR THE TERRORISTS.

Terrorists. by TOM,theBigHornyJackrabbit January 17, 2011

Terroristan 

an alternative way to say Pakistan. The country which is filled with Islamic terrorists, according to Pakistan's own prime minister, there are more than 40000 Islamic terrorists in Pakistan. A country where people drink camel urine as medicine, which kidnap Hindu, Sikh& Christian women & forcefully convert them to Islam& marry them. In simple words, a hell for minorities

Terroristan's prime minister travel the world with a begging bowl hence they're known as Beggistan

Terroristan by Porkistani_Terrorist September 8, 2019

Corporate Terrorist 

1. Corporate terrorism are crimes committed to create more consumers. Such as fraud, the spread of misleading propaganda, and bribing politicians to pass bills that force people into become consumers.

2. A terrorist action that creates widespread panic, and nervousness and results in the loss of rights and/or monies.

3. Corp-terrorist~ VERY extreme capitalist who resorts to violence, or fear mongering to spread panic in everyday citizens in order to coerce them onto their side or to buy something to make themselves feel safe.
Corporate terrorism is America’s most active terrorist movements. It is also the least prosecuted.

"Those fucking Corporate Terrorists took away my rights with that Patriot Act!!!"

Guy 1: "Wanna watch some Fox News?"
Guy 2: "No, I am full up to here of that corporate terrorism bullshit."

Corporate Terrorist by The Free Libertarian September 12, 2009

Terrorist Snowman 

Dirty smut snowmen that chill on the side of the road in Mario Karts Frappe Snowland waiting for an unsuspecting driver to suicide bomb. Usually preys on those to shlammerfaced to drive in a straight line while playing Drunk Driving.

STAR POWER! Fuck you dirty Terrorist Snowman

Terrorist Snowman by Kennysabigdumbbitch December 1, 2011