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Myspace Comment Tennis 

When you're lurking someone's comments on Myspace and you read something that really sparks your interest, and you decide you just HAVE to read the other part of the conversation. So what do you do? Go to the other person's page, lurk it up, and find yourself going back and forth from page to page being a creepsteroni.

Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.
Johnny's creepin around AmyAutopsy's profile & starts to read her comments when he comes across something tantalizing! A comment left by ChainsawChase that says "No fucking way!! He did WHAT?! AND HE PUT IT WHERE?!!" followed by another comment from Chase: "Oh whatever bitch, you need to learn how to keep your mouth off of other guys." Johnny decides this is too good to not read Amy's side of the convo, so he heads over to Chase's page and reads the comments that Amy left him, starting a nice game of Myspace Comment Tennis.
Tendies, also known as chicken tenders, chicken fingers, chicken strips or chicken fillets, are chicken meat prepared from the pectoralis minor muscles of the animal. These strips of white meat are located on either side of the breastbone, under the breast meat (pectoralis major).
Johnny used 5 good boy points to get ten tendies.
Tendies by Kakkuonhyvaa January 28, 2015
Gains earned from an investment. The term is usually used by amateur investors day trading on Robinhood.
I'm going to wait until MU hits $60 and collect my tendies!
tendies by tendiesaur9000 July 29, 2018

Tennessee Waterfall 

A mullet. Surprisingly, not a depraved way of having sex.. Yet. Oh god.
Oh MAN i wish i had a Tennessee Waterfall like that. But my mom says i'm not allowed, 'cause i finished grade school.
Tennessee Waterfall by Mortent August 20, 2009

Tennessee Trailer Tang 

Guy 1: This sushi is nasty. Reminds me of Tennessee trailer tang!
Guy 2: Ew, I've had that.
Tennessee Trailer Tang by SlkRk11 January 2, 2016

Tennessee Snowplow 

Take a person's arms out while have sex doggy style.
We were having crazy sex and then I pulled the Tennessee Snowplow. She loved it.