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Tushka Tambourine

The skin on skin slapping sound made when a pig farmer attempts to inseminate his drift using his own phallus. The Tushka Tambourine is usually an act reserved for the most depraved and lonely of the small footed pig farming clan.
A rich farmer hires an expert to breed his show pigs. A farmer who likes to party uses the Tushka Tambourine to get his breeding done.
by Methgator August 27, 2019
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Tambourine Refurbisher

The most boring profession possibly imaginable.
My father wants me to get into the family business. But I don't think I can handle the endless droning hours of being a Tambourine Refurbisher.
by Dungeonsiege May 28, 2021
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Mexican tambourine

A pair of maracas, also known as a pair of “shake-a shake-as”.
by Ana Naomi December 4, 2024
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Johnny Tambourine

To be Johnny Tambourine you have to get absolutely black out drunk and be an absolute liability. Although you may be entertaining to your friends it doesn’t matter because you can’t remember most of the night
Mate I got so fucked last night I went full Johnny tambourine
by Adam Quest January 1, 2022
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Dirty Tambourine

A filthy whore. Someone who has sex constantly with people they don’t know, as well as, behaving and participating in whorish activities often.
(Friend): by the way I fucked some guy last week and I think it may have been your boyfriend.

(You): I cant believe you don’t even remember the people you’ve slept with, OMG you’re a fucking dirty tambourine.
by Bigdickdaddy6969 June 5, 2018
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moldy tambourine

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection or STD causing a cheesy discharge and the girl has a screaming orgasm.
Hey Carl, I gave my girl a moldy tambourine last night! I can't belive I did it but I gave my girlfriend a moldy tambourine.
by ajv1692 May 10, 2015
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