Tambourine Refurbisher

The most boring profession possibly imaginable.

My father wants me to get into the family business. But I don't think I can handle the endless droning hours of being a Tambourine Refurbisher.

by Dungeonsiege May 28, 2021

tambourine tower

A throne but better

Person 1: "dude, why are you up there, are you a ceiling gang?"
Person 2: "heavens no, I'm just sitting on tambourine tower"
Person 1: "omg big pp"

by The neighbor's cat June 30, 2020

Mexican tambourine

A pair of maracas, also known as a pair of “shake-a shake-as”.

That guy plays a mean Mexican tambourine!

by Ana Naomi December 4, 2024

Tushka Tambourine

The skin on skin slapping sound made when a pig farmer attempts to inseminate his drift using his own phallus. The Tushka Tambourine is usually an act reserved for the most depraved and lonely of the small footed pig farming clan.

A rich farmer hires an expert to breed his show pigs. A farmer who likes to party uses the Tushka Tambourine to get his breeding done.

by Methgator August 27, 2019

moldy tambourine

When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection or STD causing a cheesy discharge and the girl has a screaming orgasm.

Hey Carl, I gave my girl a moldy tambourine last night! I can't belive I did it but I gave my girlfriend a moldy tambourine.

by ajv1692 May 10, 2015

Dirty Tambourine

A filthy whore. Someone who has sex constantly with people they don’t know, as well as, behaving and participating in whorish activities often.

(Friend): by the way I fucked some guy last week and I think it may have been your boyfriend.

(You): I cant believe you don’t even remember the people you’ve slept with, OMG you’re a fucking dirty tambourine.

by Bigdickdaddy6969 June 5, 2018