My father wants me to get into the family business. But I don't think I can handle the endless droning hours of being a Tambourine Refurbisher.
by Dungeonsiege May 29, 2021
by Ana Naomi December 04, 2024
The skin on skin slapping sound made when a pig farmer attempts to inseminate his drift using his own phallus. The Tushka Tambourine is usually an act reserved for the most depraved and lonely of the small footed pig farming clan.
A rich farmer hires an expert to breed his show pigs. A farmer who likes to party uses the Tushka Tambourine to get his breeding done.
by Methgator August 27, 2019
When you go down on a girl with a yeast infection or STD causing a cheesy discharge and the girl has a screaming orgasm.
Hey Carl, I gave my girl a moldy tambourine last night! I can't belive I did it but I gave my girlfriend a moldy tambourine.
by ajv1692 May 09, 2015
Person 1: "dude, why are you up there, are you a ceiling gang?"
Person 2: "heavens no, I'm just sitting on tambourine tower"
Person 1: "omg big pp"
Person 2: "heavens no, I'm just sitting on tambourine tower"
Person 1: "omg big pp"
by The neighbor's cat June 30, 2020
To be Johnny Tambourine you have to get absolutely black out drunk and be an absolute liability. Although you may be entertaining to your friends it doesn’t matter because you can’t remember most of the night
by Adam Quest January 01, 2022