stroking

(verb)
(painfully)
to have a stroke

Synonyms:
OH GOD OH FUCK IM HAVING A STROKE

Examples:
IM STROKING CALL AN AMBULANCEFIWKJENURBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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(verb)
(lustfully)
to stroke a diC-

Synonyms:
BIG GAE, sWeET aSS, COCK IN THE AS-

Examples:
*Wattpad writers*: He gently put his hand on his dick stroking it and biting his ear.
His own ea-
by nice try there idiot August 31, 2019
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Friggin' awesome band. Some of the world's more moronic people may say that The Strokes don't have any super fabulouso insane solos or anything like that. To them I say this: who the hell cares? The Strokes are way cooler than most of us will ever be. I know they're cooler than I'll ever be, anyway.
The Strokes are my drug of choice.
by Yeeaaaaah May 18, 2005
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A band of five young&sex boys that are also nice and intelligent and they sing&play very well. They are THE BEST OF THE MODERN AGE!!!!!!
they know what is the rock music!!!!
by alex December 19, 2003
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THe greatest band ever, smart , sexy, great fashion, most important their on genre of music, nobody sounds like them the best evermade
when talking about the strokes is like talking about music and the greatest music ever made
by julian April 10, 2005
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1. The GREATEST rock band ever.
2. Not a British band.
3. You call Fabrizio Moretti a British name?
4. HOT
The Strokes are HOT. Especially Fabrizio Moretti and Julian Casablancas.
by drew fan December 15, 2003
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Most intelligent band of all time that makes incredibly great music.
The Strokes rock my life.
by themodernage November 15, 2003
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The Strokes are this amazing band that basically all knew each other before the band started. I find it funny that a couple of them got kicked out of whatever schools they were going to at the time. These amazing guys just care about the music, the good times, and the fact that they can spend time together. They love what they do. They love bringing out a sort of music style that wasn't out there before the Strokes existed. As long as they're satisfied with themselves, and they're convinced that they're doing the best they can, they're happy. They love to have fun. Sometimes it looks like they screw around all the time (and sometimes they take it in the literal sense), but I think that their fun time and their music time is pretty equal - considering all of the awesome home videos and movies about them and then considering all of the awesome music out there. It's hard to pick a favorite, so I won't. I'm satisfied with staring at my shring of pictures in my locker at school of all of them. Although Nick, I would really like guitar lessons (Albert can help out). And if Fab could teach me how to make my sculptures and stuff in art NOT come out to be gigantic blobs, that would make me happy, as well. How about all of the Strokes just come up to where I live? Just live there. Forever.
The Strokes are in the modern age, they're in control but under control (only they can do that... *muse*), they're just barely legal, they like spending time alone together, they can't win but will someday - oh, they're so hard to explain!!

(I luffs them.)
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