Warowl’s first law of counter strike

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.

Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

Warowl’s first law of counter strike by Curio234 April 15, 2021

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Stroke God

The one kid that is hard at everything. He is the ideal specimen

Bro, Chris is a stroke god

Stroke God by Stroke god April 6, 2017

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Stroke FC

Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".

Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent

Stroke FC by Honest_Football Fan April 8, 2021

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WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.

Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike by Docanon February 11, 2021

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Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.

I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.

Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015

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Stroke n Poke

When a guy is stroking a girls hair and then he pokes his penis in her vagina!

Chad gave Keirsten A Stroke n Poke that made her scream & her body tingle all over!

Stroke n Poke by SlopNChop October 18, 2016

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stroke break

similar to a smoke break, but instead of smoking, the person jerks off

Wow!! this project is really stressing me out. I'm gonna go take a stroke break. Be back in a few

stroke break by workaholic694u November 2, 2011

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