jetter spreader
a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.
jetter spreader by navyed06 June 18, 2007
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Super Spreader Bowl
The 2021 NFL championship game in Tampa, Florida. Governor Ron DeSantis has opened everything and called for a full stadium for the 2021 game.
"Hey, are you going to this year's championship?"
"No frickin' way! Might as well call it the Super Spreader Bowl!"
Pam loved football but even when her team got into the championship game, because of the coronavirus pandemic, she decided she'd never go to what promised to be a Super Spreader Bowl.
"No frickin' way! Might as well call it the Super Spreader Bowl!"
Pam loved football but even when her team got into the championship game, because of the coronavirus pandemic, she decided she'd never go to what promised to be a Super Spreader Bowl.
Super Spreader Bowl by Luvrte66 September 26, 2020
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thirteen letter shit spreader
-Skunk Gizzard: Breaker. Breaker. This is the Skunk Gizzard calling out for anyone descending from the heavens of Big Snowy Creek (Road); Come back.
-Liplash: Liplash has his ears on. Go ahead.
-Skunk Gizzard: Go easy on my back door. I got a thirteen letter shit spreader playing cargo to a Pete with it's jake on. If you're comin' down strong, be forewarned that there's no way around. Over.
-Liplash: That's a big 10-4 Gizzard. Thank you for the heads up. Much appreciated.
-Triple S No One / Triple S #1 (possible future handle for the president of SuperScoutSpecialist): This is Triple S No One callin' for Skunk Gizzard and Liplash. An extended warning regarding that Catter-fillered Peter. Come back
-Skunk Gizzard: Go ahead
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP (Driver of Peterbilt): I resemble that. Come back.
-Triple S No One: We're double teaming this road whore. He's my chute and I'm his pusher-upper. You got an okay on the go-around but unless you want to be in the way during or on your way to, the next flight to heaven, it'd be best to get in the rocking chair on this ride. Over.
-Skunk Gizzard: ~click~
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP: I'll be one seat up from you til I take a hard Paint Bank up to the 64 Triple S. Over.
Triple S No One: ~click~
-Liplash: Liplash has his ears on. Go ahead.
-Skunk Gizzard: Go easy on my back door. I got a thirteen letter shit spreader playing cargo to a Pete with it's jake on. If you're comin' down strong, be forewarned that there's no way around. Over.
-Liplash: That's a big 10-4 Gizzard. Thank you for the heads up. Much appreciated.
-Triple S No One / Triple S #1 (possible future handle for the president of SuperScoutSpecialist): This is Triple S No One callin' for Skunk Gizzard and Liplash. An extended warning regarding that Catter-fillered Peter. Come back
-Skunk Gizzard: Go ahead
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP (Driver of Peterbilt): I resemble that. Come back.
-Triple S No One: We're double teaming this road whore. He's my chute and I'm his pusher-upper. You got an okay on the go-around but unless you want to be in the way during or on your way to, the next flight to heaven, it'd be best to get in the rocking chair on this ride. Over.
-Skunk Gizzard: ~click~
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP: I'll be one seat up from you til I take a hard Paint Bank up to the 64 Triple S. Over.
Triple S No One: ~click~
thirteen letter shit spreader by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
cheddar spreader
A moment in time where you and a partner of your choosing both spread your cheeks in harmony and touching cusp to cusp and while farting simultaneously
cheddar spreader by HashtagAnnabelle September 15, 2017
ball spreader
A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.
ball spreader by bill November 26, 2004
thirteen letter shit spreader
Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.
thirteen letter shit spreader by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
cock spreader
Guy 1 "That guy over there scratched his nuts and then touched the remote to the T.V"
Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"
Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"
Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"
Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"
cock spreader by The nagger June 12, 2009