Porn sized cock 

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

Porn sized cock by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

bonsai sized 

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.

"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."

bonsai sized by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014

Siceps 

Noun - Used to describe pathetic arm muscles - whereby the muscles are so weak, they droop below the bone, like a swinging hammock.

"Look at that pathetic loser, he's got a right set of Siceps!"

Siceps by J0bey September 26, 2009

Steffi-sized 

A word used to describe something small. It was first coined by fourth graders back in 2010 in a small village in Illinois after a small Filipino girl who likes to craft small items.

Oh my God. His dick was so Steffi-sized

Steffi-sized by ThatOneAltoSax January 3, 2015

Circus-sized 

Adjective: An unusually massive, circumcised penis. Frequently found on small-framed guys.

I caught a glimpse of that short college wrestler in the showers after working out. His meat was Circus-sized!

Circus-sized by [e-mail] January 23, 2021

Texas-sized 

Adjective used to describe an object, person, place, or idea, that is uniquely large among his/her/its kind, i.e. with a size exaggeratively being compared to the size of the state of Texas.

"Hey man look over there!" *points to the posterior of a very obese black woman sitting down gorging herself on 25 packages of McDonald's chicken selects. "Check out them Texas-sized buns of hers! That's a huge bitch!"

"Dude, you should have seen Jerome get a Texas-sized hit from that awesome gravity bong that I made!"

"(at the baseball game) Now just look at that fat redneck man buy a Texas-sized bladder buster of Dr. Pepper for his 5-month old baby. That is just sad."

"Ron Jeremy may be rather healthy and hideously hairy, but he has a rather Texas-sized holy muscle of love to compensate for his appearance."

"Well Howard, I just took a look at those plans of yours for the new shopping mall complex we are building in town and absolutely admired them. Quite a Texas-sized undertaking I tell you."

"George W. Bush is a man of Texas-sized stupidity."





Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since last February.

Texas-sized by Mark H February 19, 2005

double sided dildo blocking 

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.

Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

double sided dildo blocking by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009