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Relax the crack 

Relax Hoss 

When someone is being too much of an intense bad ass to realize their true dickish nature
Guy 1: I'm gonna kick your ass bitch!

Guy 2: Relax hoss, you must of Boflexed to hard last night
Relax Hoss by GamerDude652 May 15, 2014

relax dude

Used by the famous YouTuber MindofRez when his squeaker-Logang member brother raged at fortnite for getting sniped and not earning the skins.
Brother: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE SKINS!
MindofRez: Relax dude, just a challenge dude.
relax dude by Suhtotherah June 13, 2018

relax the cats 

hey man stop freakin out relax the cats
relax the cats by hashster February 19, 2009

relax one out 

to have a poo poo or a shite!
I need to relax one out dawg!

relax your mouth 

Dude: YOUR SUCH A FUCKING SLUT YO !

Chick: you need you relax your mouth before you get pimp slapped .