Ponding 

The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.

Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993

Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.

Ponding by Invitation December 19, 2008

ponding 

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.

Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!

ponding by Rob S January 13, 2005

Ponzing 

when you have a perfectly good snd functional piece of technology and MUST destroy it by trying to upgrade it with useless and pontless 'upgrades'

i started to mess with my phone today but this time i made an image of the system to prevent a re-ponzing incident.

Ponzing by Whey Cooler April 27, 2011

Ponking 

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

Ponking by sean75 April 17, 2009

poning 

When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!

Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."

poning by Emily Chester August 3, 2007

ponying 

One whom 'PONIES'.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.

The rest is self expanatory.

Hey bro lets go ponying with beth.

Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?

Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!

Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!

A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?

ponying by Kyle Elmer February 17, 2008

Pincing 

Used for when someone is having a major shocker and their arms start moving in an uncontrollable pincing motion.

cnb gimp oranges pincefest DE

'That goal has cnbeed his fixed odds n cost him £250'

'Yeah look at the cunt, he's pincing like fuck'

'Haha totally cnb'

Pincing by rap artist February 2, 2009