Maddenitis

A condition characterised by an irrational obsession with the actor Richard Madden.
"i fancy Richard Madden so much I would happily lick the sole of his shoe"

"wow, you have a bad case of Maddenitis"
by Shopaholic92 May 21, 2019
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madden

a game that fuckin sucks and we all hate but yet we love and keep fuckin running back to. My theory is because the nfl sold the rights to ea so nobody else can make an nfl game, but they know everyone’s going to buy it anyway and they don’t care if it’s good
Monday- “How did he fuckin drop that??? Fuck it I’m never playing this shitt again

Tuesday- “ Hey man you wanna play madden?”
by IMayBeNinjaButYouWillNeverKnow December 29, 2019
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Madden

A term used for the word weed when a lot of people are around you. Started by kurt, Shay, and Amber.
I'm about to go play madden
by Shawanda P. April 17, 2006
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Maddenitis

a condition relating to the excessive playing of the video game Madden NFL 200-whatever.

1. your hands are hurting excessivly because of overplaying.

2. you withdrawl from all your friends to play the game in your dark basement alone.
"Sorry I can't type. I've got Maddenitis."

"Hey, how about you call Chad to see if he wants to come to the movies with us?"
"Nah, he's got Maddenitis."
by Russ Buckley July 23, 2008
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Madden

a term used to define a Pedophile.
Peter “Did you hear about old man Tom?”
Samuel “Yeah I did, he is a right Madden, he knocks about with young’ns”
by Chicken Nommer July 20, 2018
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Maddening

The act of playing any of the EA Sports Madden football games.
Guy on phone #1: Hey man, what's going on at Eric's house?
Guy on phone #2: Not much, Jake and Steve brought their XBoxes over so we're all Maddening.
by matrat103 April 22, 2010
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madden

1. adj: sloppy, untidy
2. adj: extremely gluttonous or crapulent, as in the nearly constant consumption of barbecued ribs, pizza, fried chicken, gravy, or mayonaise
3. n: a sloppy or gluttonous person
"Shit, I'm getting all madden with these submarine sandwiches"
by ekooooo October 14, 2005
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