n. The guy who hangs out by the dumpster in the 7-11 parking lot. He doesn't really ever do anything; he just looks like he's about to. The Lurker has a well groomed molestache and still listens to Snow and Vanilla Ice. Also seen at NASCAR events.
by LukeDuke December 24, 2004
by Merritt July 8, 2006
Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.
by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008
by Aaron Chapman October 17, 2007
A lurker is someone who always just seems to be there, no matter where it is.
You always expect them to be there, because they pop up out of no where.
A lurker will often try and play it off as a joke when you confront them, but it's not a joke.
You always expect them to be there, because they pop up out of no where.
A lurker will often try and play it off as a joke when you confront them, but it's not a joke.
Anthony: That Jessica is such a lurker.
Trey: Yeah, she's always around.
Marcus: She just pops up unnoticed.
Antonio: Yeah, seriously!
Johnny: F-in Lurkin
Jessica: Hey guys!
Alec: AHHHHH!
Luke: Can you not lurk so much, Jessica?
Jessica: Oh luke! You're so funny!
Maddy and Davi: It's not funny
Trey: Yeah, she's always around.
Marcus: She just pops up unnoticed.
Antonio: Yeah, seriously!
Johnny: F-in Lurkin
Jessica: Hey guys!
Alec: AHHHHH!
Luke: Can you not lurk so much, Jessica?
Jessica: Oh luke! You're so funny!
Maddy and Davi: It's not funny
by cooolkids! June 12, 2009
by Link, Inc. February 19, 2015