Hump Day

Being screwed in the middle of the week either way we look there is a work day before and after.

It gets you coming and going, hump day.

by Dahpeach June 17, 2009

Hump day

Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.

Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

Hump day

When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back

Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day

by Coochie destroyer 500000 April 17, 2019

Hump Day

The day chosen by a motorbike rider to continuously ride over speed breakers.

Look at John enjoying his hump day. He really knows how to ride up and down those speed breakers.

by Riderzzz March 13, 2013

Hump Day

When you only have sexual songs stuck in your head on a Wednesday.

Friend: I can't get Bruno Mars' Versace on the Floor song out of my head.

Me: It's hump day so it's normal for sexual mood songs to be stuck in your head bruv.

by TheSaltmates February 07, 2018

Hump Day

Hump Day is Wednesday, the day cadets fuck another male cadet in his mouth or asshole.

Oh-oh -- today is Hump Day -- I know what I'm in for - a mouth and asshole full of cum!

by USAF Cadet September 15, 2021

Post-Hump Day

The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)

"Yes! It's post-hump day! The weekend is almost here!"

by R.U. High February 20, 2014