I canโ€™t escape it๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ—
โ€œI cannot escape bbq evening ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ—โ€
by sstupidshinyvolvoowner November 24, 2020
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what i just have told ou was not a joke
You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.
by bloodywizard April 10, 2016
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When a person's emotions are under control, balanced and steady.

Keel is nautical for the underneath of a watercraft that floats on water, like a ship that's going with the flow. And, even can mean smooth, so even keeled means the person is like floating through life in a smooth and even manner
The class bullies tried to get Ben to react to their taunting, but he remained even keeled, steady and as cool as a cucumber.
by mplsrae July 16, 2018
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Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."
Your theory makes no predictions, comes to no conclusions and is just tons of speculation. It's not even wrong.
by Fluid February 10, 2007
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To masturbate; esp. of a female, and usually in a bathtub. (Originally in reference to the amount of time required to prepare for female masturbation, such as drawing a bath, lighting candles and incense, etc.)
A: "I'm going to 'make an evening of it tonight'."
B: "Don't forget to wash the yellow ring off from around the tub afterwards."
by Jim-Bob McDuggan December 10, 2009
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like saying "yeah whatever man" or "whatever dude!". coined by the great kiwi icon jeff da maori...(ow)
Person 1 = You smell like cheese!
Person 2 = Not even ow!
by applefloss April 23, 2009
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