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promotion demotion 

Being promoted to a position that sucks worse than your current position. Your new title may include such misleading terms as "senior" or "manager" but in fact mean more hours for less pay and a false sense of moving forward in the company.
low guy on totem pole: Hey Stu, congrats on your promotion demotion last week!

Stu: (eyes red, hair greasy, piles of papers in heaps on his desk) Thanks bro, it's great finally being a Senior Manager in the office. I work 70 hours a week now but I'm making $800 more a year and I'm really valued here!
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Demotion 

When one is happy, but then becomes sad all of a sudden for no reason.
Friend: "Wow!? Did you see that yesterday, Jack was totally full of Demotion"
Demotion by InterestingWords August 27, 2016

devotional angel 

1)A person or being which sustains sanity in another. 2) A person or being that is praised for acts that would be impossible if attemted by another. 3) An amazing female which inspires her counter part into greatness.
My devotional angel brings inspiration to life.
devotional angel by Angelisis September 30, 2004

demotionalize 

The act of taking a hilarious, cynical or poignant phrase or sentence and putting it on a demotivational poster with a relevant picture.
I thought of something funny at work, and when I get home, I'm totally going to demotionalize that shit! demotivational posters
demotionalize by windigo_demon January 4, 2012

Demotion 

When you go from one life style to a lesser one. When you lose something you had, or just ptfed.
Noid: Where do I sleep?
Sis: On the floor matress in the cats room
Demotion by foug June 18, 2003

devortion 

when the father or mother decided to abort /divorce from each other, while one or more children were being born thus abandoning them in the process
since i was born in devortion i really have no feelings for my dad
devortion by Pesudonymdraon27 November 25, 2017

demotional support 

Refers to assistance/comforting to help someone deal with "fallout of feelings" caused by his having been given a lower position on the corporate ladder than he'd formerly held.
I'm all for giving someone demotional support if he truthfully did little or nothing to deserve being given a lower-paying/importance job than he'd previously had, but someone's being "suspended with pay, pending investigation" or some other bu**s**t like that when he obviously/blatantly DID screw up is really pathetic.
demotional support by QuacksO March 25, 2019