Chihuahua

a demon dog that will attack you

kid 1 : i fed my chihuahua
kid 2 : what happened?
kid 1 : my chihuahua attacked me

by SumRandumNibba June 07, 2019

Chihuahua

A person very short, yet feisty and intimidating

Joe is such a chihuahua! Even though he’s a foot shorter than me, he’s still pretty scary.

by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

Chihuahua

a little bitch dog that thinks it is the biggest, badest dog in the park. it usually is owned by a horrible owner that has a bad fashion taste.

my Chihuahua is the worst.

by John C. Hendrick June 15, 2018

Chihuahua

Chihuahua is not really a dog, a rodent or an insect. It´s a superman.

"Look! What is that?! Is it an airplane? A bird? No! It´s Chihuahua!"

by Chihuahua April 20, 2004

Chihuahua

A small small little dog usually the size of a kitten. This type of dog was bred for it's cute looks and, because of this, chihuahuas are popular with some people. Chihuahuas normally have large ears, big eyes, and a small body, making it look babyish and cute. Sometimes these dogs bark incessantly and, despite their innocent looks, can be vicious!

Chihuahua lover - "Awww, look at that little chihuahua!"

Chihuahua hater - "Shut up you crazy little beast!"

by Lemeowmeow December 15, 2008

Chihuahua

Chihuahua is a younger woman (20 - 30) who dates men 40 years and older. Chihuahuas are pampered, petted, and taken around by their owners.
Chihuahuas like more experienced men, college frat boys just don't do it for them.

Don't even bother dude, Jenny's a Chihuahua. You ain't got the money or experience to satisfy her.

by mc3 August 08, 2008

Chihuahua

An ordinary dog who has been boiled down by the devil until it is a tiny, fur covered skeleton filled with nothing but hatred and evil who bites away at anything pure and who squirts their shit (deeply unpleasant diarrhoea-like slimy sludge) and piss. They are also the epitome of stupidity and their barks are like screeches from the deepest pits of hell. You also can't tell a rabid chihuahua from a healthy one as the evil bastards are always growling and frothing and screeching

Person 1: Hey dude I just got a chihuahua, and he's the cutest lil guy ever!!!
Person 2: Your nose... it's missing...
Person 1: Oh yeah, my beautiful lil puppy got a bit hungry

by Adil_Fiddler March 09, 2020