Some thing that about 98% of people should do.
Christina, calm the fuck down
by mAGIK bUS June 6, 2005
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Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by apxcirrus September 12, 2013
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Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.
Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"
by kneegrow123 March 31, 2014
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asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.
Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.

Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.

Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!
by ms.thugnificent May 14, 2010
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Being ever so thankful for the offer of help to fix the car he was told to "calm your willy down!"
by makurious December 2, 2009
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