audible cancer

Take the worst sound that you were ever unfortunate enough to hear and times that by a million typically it's audio typically a song or ear rape that makes you feel like you have a tumor in your ear

Jackass: *choose on his mic*

everyone else:omg kid stop with that audible cancer it's worse than AIDS

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 21, 2018

Audible Dogfart

I wanted to upload a highly educational definition to Urban Dictionary, but I was clueless of what to do that is not related to flatulent gas or dogs. But then, at that same moment, my dog did a fart and I heard the noise. It was like God sent that fart to tell me that I should do a definition about dog farts or poo. And here I am.

I would give the dog’s fart a solid 8 out of 10 (being the highest score). It was smelly, it made the room and the walls tinted green, but that’s the norm for a dogfart. The best part of this smelly bum burp is that it was clearly audible. It sounded like a balloon losing it’s helium!

That is all for now. Stay tuned in for more of my wonderful definitions on this website.

I was put off from eating my baguette when I could smell Buster’s busting, Audible Dogfart.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 19, 2020

Audible Focus

Occurs when two or more sounds are playing at once, but your ears focus on one.

I’m watching a video and you’re watching a video. I guess my audible focus is set on the video I’m watching.

by Random Person who wrote this August 6, 2022

Audible Masturbation

Talking just to please yourself.

Twitter is a great place to see audible masturbation at work, Or a trump speech.

by Z_PW January 14, 2021

audible sigh

a sigh, but audible

Person 1: I am very idiotic

Person 2: *Audible sigh*

by Pain in a nutshell May 10, 2021