Audible Dogfart

I wanted to upload a highly educational definition to Urban Dictionary, but I was clueless of what to do that is not related to flatulent gas or dogs. But then, at that same moment, my dog did a fart and I heard the noise. It was like God sent that fart to tell me that I should do a definition about dog farts or poo. And here I am.

I would give the dog’s fart a solid 8 out of 10 (being the highest score). It was smelly, it made the room and the walls tinted green, but that’s the norm for a dogfart. The best part of this smelly bum burp is that it was clearly audible. It sounded like a balloon losing it’s helium!

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I was put off from eating my baguette when I could smell Buster’s busting, Audible Dogfart.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 19, 2020

audible cancer

Take the worst sound that you were ever unfortunate enough to hear and times that by a million typically it's audio typically a song or ear rape that makes you feel like you have a tumor in your ear

Jackass: *choose on his mic*

everyone else:omg kid stop with that audible cancer it's worse than AIDS

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 21, 2018

Audible

when we run a train on Raul Martinez.

If it's raining in aurora, let's do an audible.

by Juan Manuel Mata June 10, 2022

audibly gay

soo gay that you can hear the homosexaulity in their voice.

if I can hear your sexuality through the phone you are audibly gay.

by bumblefuckthegreat February 16, 2023

audible sigh

a sigh, but audible

Person 1: I am very idiotic

Person 2: *Audible sigh*

by Pain in a nutshell May 10, 2021