assclown

Someone who uses this website to push their political views.

US inhabitant is a real assclown!

by Scoomdot November 8, 2005

assclown

An epic insult to throw back during a cussing match once all typical words have been used, you know, like dickhead, twat, etc. Often user of the word will have knowledge of Y2J and tell people to shut, the hell, up.

"Dick"
'Twat'
"Bell-end"
'Knob'
"Assclown"
'?'

by Choadfish December 4, 2013

Assclown

An individual who despite being utterly devoid of reason, intimate knowledge or genuine personal experiences, elects to puport themselves as an authority on a particular topic or field and actively creates discourse for the purpose of meritless self aggrandizement.

Man, That guy Jim Acosta from CNN is such a biased Assclown - No wonder Trump says they're fake news!

by chevcheli0s May 6, 2018

Assclown

The word Grayson Screams at ethan when he put his fake phone in a block of ice

"ETHAN YOU ASSCLOWN

by Jess.T March 7, 2018

assclown

socrates in the book "The Way of the Peaceful Warrior"

socrates, you're such an an assclown

by connor "poo" powell December 17, 2008

assclown

someone who thinks they are at a point where everything they say and do is correct, when in fact everything they say and do is dumb and completely hilarious. Tend to be Canadian.

My friend Kevin thinks that thumbs grow back if you cut them off, he's such an assclown

by bob cox eb September 25, 2011

Assclown

A man that presents himself to society as a heterosexual, but when he's alone or with a girl that is a total freak in bed he admits he likes being fucked in the ass by dildos. This is an assclown!

Hey girl! Your husband is an assclown, he asked me to fuck him in the ass with my dildo!

by barracuda75 October 16, 2008