textbook separation

The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.

Hunter pounces Francis

Zoey: A hunter pounced Francis!
Af-1: TEXTBOOK SEPARATION FRANCIS!

by CheeseyWhizz October 24, 2009

froobing textbook

something you'd shove up someones throat

shut the froob up or i will shove a froobing textbook up your nan and send her to joe boylans house

by OLLLIEHHHHH July 25, 2018

textbook bored

When you are so bored that you have to resort to a school or other sort of textbook to read

Person 1: dude i was so bored yesterday
Person 2: how bored
Person 1: i was frickin textbook bored

by david nykl January 16, 2009

Textbook Clothing

Logo-less, tasteless, brand-less oversized clothes typically worn by unattractive children in school textbooks.

Sally: Your Textbook Clothing is a fire hazard in the lab.
Peggy Sue: At least I have legs, you dumb bitch.

by Peter B. NJ October 27, 2008

Textbook Sexy

Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.

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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.

by HelloAndromeda November 2, 2009

math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems

that stoner is a math textbook

by laura May 25, 2004

textbook schizophrenia

person who shows all symptoms of a schizophrenia.

Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.

by aragorn the grey May 22, 2011