Teddy

a teddy is a very good friend but he takes advantage of you, also a man whore who makes himself look less attractive by shaving his head

hey guys im teddy and I don't know how to communicate with human beings

by Isabella Roberts July 28, 2019

Teddy

Ugly(bun),has no friends,slags people off,fuckboy alert ,everyone keeps away

'ewwww,there's the fuckboy'
'I hate Teddy'

by SlayyyyyQueennnnn December 5, 2016

Teddy

A guy who will play you. he is horrible do not trust him and is using you. He tries really hard to be cool

Girl one: "Omg Teddy just texted me"
Girl two "stop he's probably using you, stop talking to him"

by girlwithapinkcowboyhat October 19, 2020

Teddy

Going down on a female.

"Damn, Malik gives some fire ass Teddy"

by VarelaChick February 15, 2010

Teddy

Nickname for the Spider Grenade in Dystopia; taken from the PHWComics. Believed to be named after the lead coder, Teddy.

Light: "You named you Spider Grenade?"
Heavy: "GO TEDDY! GO!"

by Fenrir Valdesti September 27, 2005

Teddy

The lead artist of 1TYM

T to the E the D the D Y gotcho Y'lin' on this shit like boom shakalakalaka

by Ruben August 14, 2004

Teddy

depending on what your birth name is , you either suck choade or are really attractive... if your birth name starts with e like edmond or edward you are the worst possible human being, annoying, ugly, fagatron, etc... if your birth name starts with t like theodore then you are the shit! you are most likely extremely attractive and funny

wait ok so your name is teddy right? what's your birth name, because if its something that starts with "e" then we gonna have some major problems

by bugsbunny86 February 18, 2010