skips

An offensive word that represents aussies.

fucking skips!

by joosy poosy May 4, 2003

skipping

A condition affecting cds.Occurs if you lend them out to "friends" or if you just cant take care of shit.

me-I lent my cd out to you two weeks ago and look at this shit!! Scratches everywhere.
so-called friend-Look Im sorry ill pay for it.
me-You damn right you will.Now dont ask me to borrow shit else.

by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 30, 2005

skip

Australian slang for urinating

Andrew needs to go for a skip

by jack off a cow January 4, 2014

Skipped

When you find a creative way to walk out on a restaurant check

*based on the future TV series "Skipped"

Owner- Hey, that guy never payed his bill!

random customer- I think you just been skipped.

by P-Me$$ May 29, 2009

Skip it

A phrase used to "skip" an argument between a group of people

Person1: Why did you leave the milk out?
Person2: You're the one who left it out
Person3: Can you two skip it already

by Galapplez September 12, 2019

skip

1. When a couple mutually masturbates, has sex, or reaches an orgasm/climax.
2. Also may include sexting /cyber or phone sex but is not limited to these activities.
3. In some situations, making out may also be referred to as skipping.
4. Usage: Used when in public and there is a need to be discreet about it.

1. We skipped each others brains out.
2. Last night, we were skipping, and well, we got tired.

by sevenaces May 8, 2011

skip skip skip

When the person youre wishing to have sex with wont allow themselves to be caught

I asked her for an Eddie.. today, all i got was 'skip skip skip'. I think she prefers a man more like backdoor lenny according to toilet graffitti in The Quarter Gill in Partick

by Monkey Duster July 1, 2004