SAS

Sportscar Asshole Syndrome
Usually observed in crowded urban areas by middle-aged owners of entry-level or low trim sportscars (BMW Z4, Mercedes slk cars, low-end ferraris Mondial, dino, barchetta, modena, or older cars which once had value, like worthless 70's and 80's supercars). They needlessly rev their engine, also revving in leu of horn. They drive with the top down at all hours of the day and night, insist on parking their own car at the vallet, and take up two parking places while doing so. They try to race everyone, including cars of much higher trim levels (dash of rice), and usually travel with a mediocre looking girl who is 20 years younger.

That guy has SAS. It's drizzling out, and he's got his top down blasting KISS FM as if it were july is Assholeville.

by Luke October 25, 2004

SAS

Stupid Ass Shit

Dude i'm Sick of SAS!!
Man i spent the whole day yesterday working on SAS.
are you ready for some SAS action?

by Emam Fatah October 26, 2008

SAS

A street slang for "steal, with or without force". Also an abbreviation for "steal and sprint".

He's got a nice setup. Lets SAS it.
He got SAS'd
Someone SAS'd her handbag.

by Matt Cowen May 3, 2007

SAS

diminutive for:
Secret Agent Squirrel

A Special Ops. working undercover for the crime syndicate going by the name of EZ Maquers.

"Extreme caution is advised, when you encounter SAS"

by ~Smoqe~ December 12, 2002

SAS

Shit Air Seperator: A thin gasket like muscle in the anal cavity that seperates gas from shit. When its broken, it results in a shart

John- I got to go home and change.
Jane- Why?
John- I tried to fart I blew my SAS.
Jane- You dirty son of a bitch.

by G-Man April 1, 2005

SAS

Stupid ass shit

I am really getting tired of all this SAS

by notanidiot March 17, 2004

SAS

South African Slut.
Tammy.
on my school soccer team.
slut from south africa

go to sas.com and you'll see a picture of tammy

by jptsoccer January 15, 2005