1. a limited number of otters
2. a bit of food for an otter
3. an iPhone autocorrect for misspelling "presentation"
"I typed 'presentation' so badly the autocorrect gave me 'otter ration'."
by Chesty La Roo January 18, 2012
Get the otter ration mug.
A soldier who is so useless his/her only purpose in life is to be a drain on the supply train.
What do you mean Jonsey broke the gimpy again? Fuckin' waste of rations.
by The Gallant Forty 'Twa June 23, 2011
Get the Waste of rations mug.
Zip it, scumweasel...if I want a ration of shit out of you I'll squeeze your head.
by harry flashman August 3, 2003
Get the ration of shit mug.
The daily drivel delivered Monday through Friday on the CBS evening news by Dan Rather.
I record my daily ration of shit on my VCR, then fast forward to the commercials.
by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003
Get the ration of shit mug.
One who actually knows the issues at a tea party protest, rather than just calling Obama a socialist, a fascist, or a Nazi.

Many argue that such a person does not exist, thus it is widely accepted as an oxymoron.

Also see teabagger.
Rational Teabagger: I disagree with Obama because of his economy policy and his policy on the war in Afghanistan.

Liberal Dude: Thanks for not calling him a Nazi!
by YorkU December 14, 2010
Get the rational teabagger mug.
Combat Rations

Otherwise known as MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.
"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
Get the c-rations mug.
During the COVID-19 pandemic, when you see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. These people are practicing creative distancing, but it is slightly different because people who practice rationalized distancing think it’s okay because they list the precautions they had taken and will argue with those who don’t agree with them—it was only five minutes, they sat 6 feet apart, we monitored their behavior, it was just a playdate, the only other place we go is the grocery store, I’m healthy, we’re all healthy. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules.
Joe met up with his two brothers at his house and practiced rationalized distancing by saying it was okay because they only met for 10 minutes. Now, all three brothers and their entire families have Coronavirus.
by Macblue April 23, 2020
Get the Rationalized Distancing mug.