When two homosexual men have buttsex, after the pitcher has finished jizzing in his partners a-hole he lies on the floor and his partner speads his gaped anus and takes a steamy cumfilled turd on the pitchers stomach.
As Tyler entered the room he noticed kyle leaving a pearly steamer on greg's torso, all while greg moaned "oh how relaxing!"
by BuddyJezuz September 18, 2008
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When you nut on a girls braces and they look like pearly gates
"bro I gave Ashley pearly gates last night"
"nice bro"
by urmumisnice March 26, 2016
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Well... Pearly joy is a gem of a girl, she's very gemborific and can pull of some mean footy pjs.
Guy: who is that?

Guy2: that's pearly joy stupid! Can't you tell? She's wearing footy pjs!
by Your_mom01 November 15, 2013
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When you bust a load on your girlfriends braces and it dries so you cant see the braces and then she has pearly whites
Dude i gave that biaocth a pearly whites.
by mofo2135464874 February 26, 2009
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A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.
"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."
by Bofe1234 January 22, 2008
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Emma: Will, I've been meaning to tell you som-
*Will kisses Emma*
Emma: That was a Pearly White Harbor!
by takishaaaaaaa February 5, 2011
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