email paralysis

The inability to send or reply to emails in a timely manner, caused either by their overwhelming number, or an individual's own shortcomings that stem from spineless avoidance of interpersonal communication.

My grandmother's email never received a reply; email paralysis left me ineffectual.

by Brett March 08, 2005

anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.

My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Perfectionist Paralysis

When a project slows to a standstill due to ... hold on let me think. How should I phrase this?

see Paralysis of Analysis.

The development of Duke Nukem Forever has suffered from a decades worth of perfectionist paralysis.

by ProtonBreath March 15, 2011

Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.

Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"

by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 04, 2019

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

mental paralysis

the state of being paralyzed by suffering from some sort of past trauma or abuse, whether mentally, emotionally, or physically.

David, I suffer from mental paralysis, because I was a victim of domestic violence.

by mississippi self publisher May 21, 2016

rage paralysis

(reyj-puh-ral-uh-sis)
-noun
Pathology.
A deprival or lessening of willful movement in the entire
body; caused by the mind becoming so infuriated that it
must disconnect itself from the rest of the individual in
order to prevent an instance of homicide, or property
damage.

Note: usually occurs in sensible people who consciously
or subconsciously don't want to go to jail.

Today my landlord changed locks to my apartment because
I was a day late on the rent. When I called to tell him
he couldn't kick me out because my stuff was still
inside he said, "tough shit", and hung up. I was so pissed
I couldn't move (rage paralysis).

by uneven_floor May 21, 2008