Norway

The capital of Sweden, where polar bears, goat cheese and vikings are born.

Come to Norway. It's better than Kenya!

by Norwegian May 23, 2008

Norway

Admin Abuser, Cant take swear words, Depressed as shit depressed at shit talking

Bruh you norway

by Bruh flash December 20, 2019

Norway

The 2nd most northern colony of Denmark.

a: Let's go skiing in Norway!
b: Nah the beers are too expensive...

by cubus March 13, 2009

Norway

Norway is a small country right next to IKEA and LEGOLAND.

"Aw man, Norway is really boring""

by Male Burger May 22, 2017

Planet Norway

Blasphemous place of perpetual frost and darkness! Known as Earth before the Return of the Necrowizard! Acolytes serve his Unholy Name! Posers freeze.

All gay people and music became extinct upon the materialization of Planet Norway

by Morbid Thor December 29, 2004

APH Norway

Norway is a butter and coffee addict who has a very... interesting relationship with his little brother, Iceland. Other than trying to force Iceland to call him big brother, his hobbies consist of chocking his bestfriend, reading and doing magic

Person x: "Who's your favourite Hetalia character?"
Person z: "APH Norway!"
Person: "He isn't even shown much..."

by BigBrotherLukas February 04, 2019

Planet Norway

Named after the most frostbitten and grim country on this planet: Norway.

On the final day of frost, the Necrowizard will turn earth into Planet Norway.
This means that every single place on this earth will be covered with frost and ice, therefore all lukewarmness or heat will vanish from it, ultimately destroying people like Chris Barnes, Linkin Park, Korn, etc.

Planet Norway is the only goal allowed having when serving the Necrowizard as an acolyte, since having any other goals is gay, as stated by the blasphemous band Anal Cunt.

"Frown, my acolytes! Frown! For Planet Norway shall soon overcome this lukewarm place, also known as earth!"

by Grimlord December 28, 2004