Nelson

Somebody who is unusually tall but has a very small penis.

That guy that bought me that prankster drink is such a Nelson

by thedeviledegg October 4, 2006

Nelson

a Guy with the last name Nelson usually has multiple holes in his little Guy downstairs, shits his pants and quotes anchorman during sex. it is not past a Nelson to eat Twinkies at 4am or hide their double chins with facial hair. Most Nelson's appear to be normal but use their relatives "inventions" to try to play it cool.

man 1:"dude I farted and I shit my pants can you take me home to change"
man 2:"ahh man your nasty you should be a Nelson!"

man 1:"dude I got mad air snowboarding last week"
man 2:"oh yeah well my uncles father's cousin invented snowboarding"
man 1:"shut the **** up quit being a Nelson"

by Mrs.J P December 29, 2010

Nelson

Child Molester, Who Plays Video Games to Much and tries to rape little girls he plays video games

"Man I was talking to that older guy when I found out later he was a Nelson"

by Pure Truth February 9, 2009

Nelson

An ugly mess that plays WOW

Nelson plays WOW

by nelsonator!!! November 8, 2010

Nelson

A faggot, 12 year old who likes lil pump and stays stuff like “I fucked your mom last night” and “I have a better aimbot in fortnite”.

Aye Nelson was listening to lil pump while jacking off his small cock.

by Farhawn December 7, 2018

Nelson

A young ugly man who think better every one. He gay who suck very big penis and short so he doesn't need to go on his knee to suck dick

Wow. That man is a Nelson

by True is my speaking January 10, 2019

Nelson

An overweight Hispanic child Who is very annoying to work with.

Stop being a Nelson, homie!

by Hot_dog69 July 12, 2020