When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.
Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!
by xtremegirls August 2, 2011
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You guys call it Drunk Cheddar nowadays!? Back in my day we got Drunk Mozzarella as fuck!!!
by sargentoflynn March 10, 2022
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The act of using a mozzarella stick in place of one's dick, then taking a bite out of it after placing in any or all orfices.
He straight mozzarella cheesedicked her ass after they cooked in the air fryer.
by JJ4ever February 11, 2022
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mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper
Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.
by Hugh Jasol 24 March 10, 2019
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The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first
After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.
by False_Prince January 26, 2015
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When you cut up mozzarella sticks and wrap them around your dick so a girl will blow you.
Guy 1: "Man I tried so hard to get head from that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Just make a mozzarella dick, that always works."
by Cheeeeeeseeee February 27, 2017
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The process when a male solidifies a large amount of semen right after sex. When it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. He then force feeds it to his sexual partner.
Dude, I just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. I got so horny.

My boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. He really knows how to cook.
by Not a Pidgeon April 26, 2013
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