A completely hollow individual who may be a psychopath. If you ever encounter a Markus be sure to be on your guard because these guys are unpredictable and everything he says should be taken seriously. Markus’s also are known to be sarcastic, careless sociopaths who are highly calculated individuals. On the off chance that a Markus isn’t a psychopath or a sociopath then he’s one of the multipliers where whatever actions you do for them they repay many times over, we still have yet to figure out what the catch is.
by AntMan!!! October 29, 2018
Markus suffers from a serious nicotine addiction and will always be a big virgin. He always complains about being single and is looking for someone to bang before he turns 17. Hopeless case.
by Bel-end October 5, 2020
by Ashlyn4lifeyeah January 3, 2019
A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.
by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019
Has hair and personality reminiscent of bad gravy, bland and flavorless. Arrogance that is backed up, but arrogance nonetheless. Gravy is only seasonal, like his personality.
Person A: I hear that Markus is really good at clarinet!
Person B: Yeah, but don't tell him that or you'll never hear the end of it.
Person B: Yeah, but don't tell him that or you'll never hear the end of it.
by Tiktoktiptop February 23, 2018
Fuck Markus
by The Lover Of Markus October 15, 2021