Manchester United

THE Best Team in the World!!!

Everyone in KGV knows it ...

-Max, a great loyal supporter.
Rio Ferdinand with a great loft pass to the sideline to giggs, gigs with a brilliant cross, ROONEY!!!!!!!

hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!
by loyal supporter April 01, 2005
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manchester united

A soccer team that fully dominates all others.
Manchester United beat Arsenal for the 564th game in a row this season, wow Arsenal blows cock.
by Stephan Scantum June 05, 2005
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manchester United

The best football team in the world!!! They have the biggest and best stadium in England and also have the best players.
by jack_1994 September 30, 2006
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Manchester United

One of the most over-rated football clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom, and, let's face it - one of the worst.

The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.

The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.

Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.

They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
Person A: You know my mate, Stan?
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
by iamtehawesumness January 08, 2012
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manchester united

the best football team in the world!!! also with the best players
manchester united beat chelsea in the champions league final!!
by lizizawsum June 12, 2008
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Manchester united

Person 1: who is your favourite manchester united player?
Person 2: no one, they all are rubbish
by Rubbishfootballers March 18, 2021
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