by Alex February 14, 2003
A raging alcoholic, wannabe musician/golfer and undercover queer. Has a tendency to hang around multiple drunk females and still goes home alone. Know to take large breasted women on free vacations without engaging in any sexual activity. Uses multiples sexual references to male body parts and homosexual situations in everyday conversations. Butt Pirate. Total fag.
Yeah, he definitely pulled a Jethro Marx.
What? You mean he took Susan on vacation as a cover to sleep with random men? Far out.
What? You mean he took Susan on vacation as a cover to sleep with random men? Far out.
by mrmainvein June 7, 2010
Jethro Tull is fucking awesome.
by Mr. Soot Gremlin December 15, 2011
Metro Jethro: 1) anyone who was born or raised in a small rural area, and now has to function in a big urban area. or vice versa. 2) anyone who understands and appreciates both small town life and big city life. 3) Jon Reep.
by Buddy2425 March 28, 2011
A prog-rock band formed in the late 60's that had huge hits in the 70's, won a heavy metal grammy in the 80's, and still rocks and tours in the new millenium. Always known for complicated lyrics, rhythms and time signatures. Jethro Tull has mellowed over the years, but they still pluck a mean mandolin. Fronted by Ian Anderson and Martin Barre. Unfortunately this important group has been totally ignored by the brown-nosing hacks at the lame-ass "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame".
Tull (Jethro) = Jethro Tull
Hippie: "Man, Jethro Tull was bigger than the Beatles and the Stones back in the day and they're NOT in the fuckin' Rock Hall of Fame!?"
Stoner: "Yup, but who the fuck cares. The Hall of Fame is a complete sell-out, lame-ass, ass-kissing, political, bullshit institution, man."
Hippie: "Man, yer right, I guess. Hey, don't bogart that joint."
Stoner: -----
Hippie: "Man, Jethro Tull was bigger than the Beatles and the Stones back in the day and they're NOT in the fuckin' Rock Hall of Fame!?"
Stoner: "Yup, but who the fuck cares. The Hall of Fame is a complete sell-out, lame-ass, ass-kissing, political, bullshit institution, man."
Hippie: "Man, yer right, I guess. Hey, don't bogart that joint."
Stoner: -----
by harleyroscoe August 9, 2006
A classic rock band.
by iTX March 6, 2004
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