The living embodiment of perfection. A Jenson is kind, funny and a great listener. But the best part is that a Jenson is extremely sexy. When a Jenson walks into a club, every girl in there is instantly attracted to him.
Girl: Damn that guy I was with last night

was so hot!
Girl 2: Was he a Jenson?
by Yamum261 June 27, 2021
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lanky guy with no money has no hopes in life and cant play pool fancy millie & ana marie at the same time he has a 2 inch penis
jenson is crap at pool
by bugfsdd\vsbq 2 3 April 26, 2019
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a retard that is not going to succeed in life
omg is that jenson a ugly person
by gentlemens equipment March 25, 2022
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A not so light 15-year-old teenager who has a dark skin colour usually found in Malaysia usually used as a word of profanity and disrespect
This man is a JENSON
by Ketchupfaggot666 August 27, 2019
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Six loose cans of beer, which do not necessarily match, removed from a fridge and placed into a plastic shipping bag and brought to a social gathering.
What are you bringing to the party?
A Jenson six-pack
by Jenson69 June 25, 2019
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Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.
Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"
by Monfredi November 15, 2022
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Jenson Lace is a fat man from leeds who has multiple achievements in games such as counter-strike and rocket league. He loves having a cheeky kebab once in a while, thats the shit that keeps him going in life. If you ever meet a Jenson Lace just know he will get emotionally attached to you as he has no mates.
Hey mate have you ever met a Jenson Lace? If you havent you better pray to god you wont
by g from the streets May 22, 2023
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