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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words, as ironically the word itself is a long word.
Guy: "Dude, do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?"

Friend: internally screaming

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The dumbest word in the english language because it is a phobia that means fear of long words. Whoever invented the word is taking the piss
Patient: I have a fear of long words.
Doctor: You are diagnosed with Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

This is the word that happened to be when someone smashed their head on a keyboard and it became a phobia. The irony is that the phobia is the fear of long words.
Doctor: So, it turns out you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Patient: AHHHHH! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Its pretty self-explanatory,

its ironically one of the longest words in the English dictionary and its the fear of long words.
guy 1: "I have the fear of long words."
guy 2: "You mean Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?"
guy 1: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of long words. Thats it. If you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia then you will be scared right now. Also this is one of the longest words in the dictionary.
Person 1:I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Person 2: Then you should be scared.
Person 1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

"Jared has a fear of long words. He has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
."