by bangers-n-mash September 8, 2019
an "insult" used by pick me girls and men of lower iq than the average. It's supposed to hurt girls for like, doing pretty much anything, and when you complain about it, they say it's DaRk HuMoR. of course, these people can't make you laugh even if you paid them. the comebacks for it are few and not powerful, but you don't even need one because these people just dig their own comedic hole the time they say it. anyway, a lot of people answer with "ok wallet" or "kill all men 2020", the last one is great because it offends them. after using it, you're supposed to hit them with the BUT IT'S DARK HUMOR SNOWFLAKE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE
"ok but why is my dishwasher talking"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"
by sprinklesprankle July 29, 2020
We were having a great time until that asshole started dishwashing me in the shower.
I'm never hanging out with that fuckin dishwasher again.
I'm never hanging out with that fuckin dishwasher again.
by jacobhottberry December 6, 2010
kayla: i don’t want to have sex with you because you’re unpleasant
brad: whatever dishwasher make me a sandwich
brad: whatever dishwasher make me a sandwich
by b0ss.jpg_666RUFUS December 24, 2020
What the hell is a dishwasher?
by VeteranString12 January 20, 2022
another word for a women
by rodrickfromdiaryofawimpykid February 24, 2020
a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to
Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.
You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you
You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you
by Billiam Beaver May 20, 2018