A gay person with a small penis with a rat girl fetish
Did you see the search history of Cristian it had rat girls
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A bit of an asshat. Will tell you he is a Love God but all he has to give is some geriatric moves and loves the term “juicy” when pounding you plus he has a juicy cock. Will refer to women as juicy rather than wet which freaks them out when he goes to eat them- steak is juicy, watermelon is juicy and so are mangoes but you eat them all differently.
Oh God. You having a juicy cock Cristian is a medical condition.

Please don’t eat me like a Steak Cristian, put the chompers away. You are not Hannibal Lector.
by Brown eyes 81 January 5, 2022
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Doesn't know how to make jokes. Is very unfunny.
Damn that kid is really a Cristian. Where does he find these unfunny jokes.
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Thinks he is hard missing out the h but isnt and is a huge tryhard
Have you seen cristian

Yes he was sweating fortnite yesterday
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Cristian is a bitch ass nigga he’s one of the gayest niggas you’ll ever know he will suck your cock on sight if you ask he is one of those guys who loves to eat ass he usually is really bad at games
Cristian is a bitch ass nigga
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A guy with a voice that sounds like he has broncitus he has a hemroid he is forever alone.
Cristian is diseased.
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