I declined going to the after party, I really had to use the restroom and the cute dwarf with the Santa hat offered to give me a Bilbo Baggins.
by Half-Bottle November 27, 2007
by Lalise March 16, 2008
A Bilbo Biggins is a Big Boned Co-Worker that you secretly make fun of. Usually a Bilbo Biggins has a Big Bobble Head and farts in other people's work areas. A Bilbo Biggins is always out of breath due to the tripple chin blocking the airway.
Also known as a B.B.J.
Also known as a B.B.J.
1. Jesus, look at Bilbo Biggins. I never thought someone could break a sweat sitting still.
2. Bilbo asks: - "You gunna eat that shrimp?"
2. Bilbo asks: - "You gunna eat that shrimp?"
by Mr. Grinch September 27, 2006
by SpArKzZ && DeMoNzZ August 19, 2009
I was surprised and greatly pleasured when he slipped his big toe into my asshole. I asked what he had just done and all he said was Bilbo Baggins!
by Lilly Lulu May 30, 2017
A person that cannot hang. A lightweight who is always in the bag while drinking the least amount of alcohol..
Liam: “Look at Byron, He’s wasted off sipping twisted tea”
Brad: “Yeah, looks like he’s in the Bilbo Baggins again.”
Brad: “Yeah, looks like he’s in the Bilbo Baggins again.”
by Mr. PissyBalls May 21, 2018
When any midget or dwarf has anal sex while wearing a cock ring and calls the woman "Precious" when he takes his money shot in her face.
Last night I was "Bringing Bilbo to the Shire" with this skank!
by Mike Drizzle 1980 December 15, 2010