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Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person.

A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.

Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.

Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.

Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.

They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games

A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.

Bernards are kinda cool
Person 1: that dude is such a choch!

Person 2: no his name is bernard!

Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...

Person 1: or fuck me?
Bernard by Serbian_nose_2k17 April 21, 2017
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THIS GUY IS THE BLACKEST MAN ON EARTH .

HE IS SO APE AT FOOTBALL

NO ACCURACY, AIM OR POWER .
BERNARD IS SICK AT FOOTBALL
BERNARD by KSJFKDNSM February 11, 2019
Wanna go out for a bernard bruv
Bernard by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020
Tall handsome male that loves, dreams ,doesn't wait for your approval,listen ,laughs and everything you wish for commonly wear glasses for some reason but a thing to them is that they don't open to everyone , they deny and can atimes be driven by lust, commonly cold which unknowing to them can hurt a lot
Girl:gosh who is that beautiful man??
Another girl:that's Bernard, the literal Hardin Scott of the novels
Bernard by kaylaa&evo June 17, 2020
bernard is a GOD
oh bernard? yea he’s a god
Bernard by manjit770 November 21, 2021
Bernard is 'n poes
BERNARD by Kontkak November 26, 2021
He is the defender of this shop and therefore not for sale
Can I buy this. No sorry, it’s Bernard
Bernard by Bernard the dragon December 31, 2021